See How Easily You Can Win The Heart And Minds’ Of Apple Fanboys
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Ever seen those posts on Digg with pictures of gorgeous mac home office setups? Ever wanted your shot at this Digg fame?
Well by following this short guide you’ll be able to unlock the secret and win the heart and mind of Apple fanboys everywhere; Digg fame will shortly follow!
Step 1: The Computer
To win the heart and mind of an Apple fanboy you need either the latest kit they can droll over or something really bizarre they’ve never seen before.
You want at least a MacBook Pro but ideally you want three of four MacBook Pros and an iMac and a Mac Pro. These fanboys are not going to be impressed with your measly MacBook. If you’re feeling a bit risqué you can even through in a PC for good measure!
Here’s a classic example of a pointlessly huge amount of Macs in one office:
Step 2: Peripherals
You need at least one Apple Cinema Display, preferably three of four if you want to win the heart and mind of an Apple fanboy. Though you can get away with three Dell monitors if your feeling a bit cheap!
You’ll also want a wireless keyboard and Mighty Mouse, gotta support the team remember? These die hard mac fans have no mercy. A pair of expensive looking speakers will also do you well. And maybe some cameras or a guitar or anything else you can think of to try up your ‘cool factor’.
iPods and iPhones are also a welcome addition.
These would be a good start:
Step 3: Snap And Upload To Flickr
Mac fanboys don’t visit porn.com they go to Flickr and search for mac porn! Wait till your set up is bathed in a warm light and take the greatest picture you could possibly take. Then upload to flickr.
Something like this would be good:
Step 4: Wait For The Money And Girls To Roll In
Once you’ve uploaded your picture to Flickr, all you need do is sit back and relax. Next time the fanboy is looking for his daily fix of mac porn he will find your picture and think to himself
“zomg this picture is pwnage; I must blog this…”
Then the fanboys on digg will love it and your five minutes of fame shall have arrived.
Shortly after, money and chicks are guaranteed!
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